Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Wisdom From Experience

The Ten Most Important Things I've Learned:
  • The difference between a good meal and a great meal is food
  • Most of the people you meet have no idea how tall you are
  • Time cures all memories
  • People care more about what's inside your house than what's outside
  • If someone asks you for a dollar, take it
  • There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but there's only so much room in your boat
  • If you can finish someone's sentences, you can start them as well
  • Don't forget the mortgage
  • No matter how much effort you put into something, it will fail
  • A man who has taken a bath is a man worth listening to

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

what is this bullcrap anyways?? Some of your "wisdom" just doesn't make sense at all!!! Ahhhhh I feel so enraged!